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Thursday, 25 March 2010

How Can You Mend A Broken Heart?

This is one of my favourite song of all time! Very nice rhythm & the lyrics post a great question. So, please enjoy!

The video

The words
I can think of younger days when living for my life
Was everything a man could want to do
I could never see tomorrow, but I was never told about the sorrow

And how can you mend a broken heart?
How can you stop the rain from falling down?
How can you stop the sun from shining?
What makes the world go round?
How can you mend a this broken man?
How can a loser ever win?
Please help me mend my broken heart and let me live again

I can still feel the breeze that rustles through the trees
And misty memories of days gone by
We could never see tomorrow, no one said a word about the sorrow

And how can you mend a broken heart?
How can you stop the rain from falling down?
How can you stop the sun from shining?
What makes the world go round?
How can you mend this broken man?
How can a loser ever win?
Please help me mend my broken heart and let me live again

Like what I said before, the expression of the presenter is, priceless!

Friday, 19 March 2010

Food Cost Control!!!

Finally, we done our FCC mid-term. YES!!! But this mid-term is not as easy as you think. It's so like Additional Mathematics but formula was given in add-math exam. In FCC, you have to memorize ALL! Which is my biggest weakness. My hope is simple, pass this subject. It's ok if not in flying colour but at least I pass this. I know I can do it, I will do it! Wish me luck!

Wednesday, 10 March 2010

The Spoon

Last week, we took some friends out to a fine restaurant, & noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange, but I ignored it. However, when the busboy brought out water & utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. I then looked around the room & saw that all the staff had spoon in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup, I asked: “Why the spoon?” “Well,” he explained, “the restaurant’s owner hired Andyson Consulting, experts in efficiency, in order to revamp all our processes. After several months of statistical analysis, they concluded that customer drop their spoon 73.84% more often than any other utensil. This represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are prepared to deal with that contingency, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen & save 1.5 man-hours per shift.” As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon & he was able to replace it with his spare spoon. “I’ll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now.” I was rather impressed. The waiter served our main course & I keep look around. Then I noticed that there was a very thin string hanging out of the waiter’s fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. My curiosity got the better of me & before he walked off, I asked the waiter, “Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right here?” “Oh, certainly!” he answered, lowering his voice. “Not everyone is as observant as you. Andyson Consulting also found out that we can save time in the restroom.” “How so?” “See,” he continued, “by tying this string to the tip of…you know, we can pull it out over the urinal without touching it & that way eliminate the need to wash the hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39%.” “OK, that makes sense, but…if the string helps you get it out, how do you put it back in?” “Well,” he whispered, lowering his voice even further, “I don’t know about the other, but I use the spoon.

Saturday, 27 February 2010

The Top 10 Languages Spoken In The World

10. French Number of speakers: 129 million

Often called the most romantic language in the world, French is spoken in tons of countries, including Belgium, Canada, Rwanda, Cameroon, and Haiti. Oh, and France too. We're actually very lucky that French is so popular, because without it, we might have been stuck with Dutch Toast, Dutch Fries, and Dutch kissing (ew!).

To say "hello" in French, say "Bonjour" (bone-JOOR).


9. Malay (Indonesian) Number of speakers: 159 million

Malay-Indonesian is spoken - surprise - in Malaysia and Indonesia. Actually, we kinda fudged the numbers on this one because there are many dialects of Malay, the most popular of which is Indonesian. But they're all pretty much based on the same root language, which makes it the ninth most-spoken in the world. Indonesia is a fascinating place; a nation made up of over 13,000 islands it is the sixth most populated country in the world. Malaysia borders on two of the larger parts of Indonesia (including the island of Borneo), and is mostly known for its capital city of Kuala Lumpur.

To say "hello" in Indonesian, say "Selamat pagi" (se-LA-mat PA-gee).


8. Portuguese Number of speakers: 191 million

Think of Portuguese as the little language that could. In the 12th Century, Portugal won its independence from Spain and expanded all over the world with the help of its famous explorers like Vasco da Gama and Prince Henry the Navigator. (Good thing Henry became a navigator . . . could you imagine if a guy named "Prince Henry the Navigator" became a florist?) Because Portugal got in so early on the exploring game, the language established itself all over the world, especially in Brazil (where it's the national language), Macau, Angola, Venezuela, and Mozambique.

To say "hello" in Portuguese, say "Bom dia" (bohn DEE-ah).


7. Bengali Number of speakers: 211 million

In Bangladesh, a country of 120+ million people, just about everybody speaks Bengali. And because Bangladesh is virtually surrounded by India (where the population is growing so fast, just breathing the air can get you pregnant), the number of Bengali speakers in the world is much higher than most people would expect.

To say "hello" in Bengali, say "Ei Je" (EYE-jay).


6. Arabic Number of speakers: 246 million

Arabic, one of the world's oldest languages, is spoken in the Middle East, with speakers found in countries such as Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Iraq, Syria, Jordan, Lebanon, and Egypt. Furthermore, because Arabic is the language of the Koran, millions of Moslems in other countries speak Arabic as well. So many people have a working knowledge of Arabic, in fact, that in 1974 it was made the sixth official language of the United Nations.

To say "hello" in Arabic, say "Al salaam a'alaykum" (Ahl sah-LAHM ah ah-LAY-koom).


5. Russian Number of speakers: 277 million

Mikhail Gorbachev, Boris Yeltsin, and Yakov Smirnoff are among the millions of Russian speakers out there. Sure, we used to think of them as our Commie enemies. Now we think of them as our Commie friends. One of the six languages in the UN, Russian is spoken not only in the Mother Country, but also in Belarus, Kazakhstan, and the U.S. (to name just a few places).

To say "hello" in Russian, say "Zdravstvuite" (ZDRAST-vet- yah).


4. Spanish Number of speakers: 392 million

Aside from all of those kids who take it in high school, Spanish is spoken in just about every South American and Central American country, not to mention Spain, Cuba, and the U.S. There is a particular interest in Spanish in the U.S., as many English words are borrowed from the language, including: tornado, bonanza, patio, quesadilla, enchilada, and taco grande supreme.

To say "hello" in Spanish, say "Hola" (OH-la).


3. Hindustani Number of speakers: 497 million

Hindustani is the primary language of India's crowded population, and it encompasses a huge number of dialects (of which the most commonly spoken is Hindi). While many predict that the population of India will soon surpass that of China, the prominence of English in India prevents Hindustani from surpassing the most popular language in the world. If you're interested in learning a little Hindi, there's a very easy way: rent an Indian movie. The film industry in India is the most prolific in the world, making thousands of action/romance/ musicals every year.

To say "hello" in Hindustani, say "Namaste" (Nah-MAH-stay).


2. English Number of speakers: 508 million

While English doesn't have the most speakers, it is the official language of more countries than any other language. Its speakers hail from all around the world, including the U.S., Australia, England, Zimbabwe, the Caribbean, Hong Kong, South Africa, and Canada. We'd tell you more about English, but you probably feel pretty comfortable with the language already. Let's just move on to the most popular language in the world.

To say "hello" in English, say "What's up, freak?" (watz-UP-freek).


1. Mandarin Number of speakers: 1 billion+

Surprise, surprise, the most widely spoken language on the planet is based in the most populated country on the planet, China. Beating second-place English by a 2 to 1 ratio, but don't let that lull you into thinking that Mandarin is easy to learn. Speaking Mandarin can be really tough, because each word can be pronounced in four ways (or "tones"), and a beginner will invariably have trouble distinguishing one tone from another. But if over a billion people could do it, so could you. Try saying hello!

To say "hello" in Mandarin, say "Ni hao" (Nee HaOW). ("Hao" is pronounced as one syllable, but the tone requires that you let your voice drop midway, and then raise it again at the end.)

Wednesday, 24 February 2010

How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on & point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.


2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.


3) Put your garbage can on your desk & label it “IN”.


4) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers


5) Reply to everything someone says with, “That’s what u thinks?”


6) Don’t use any punctuation.


7) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.


8) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.


9) Sing along at the opera.


10) Find out where your boss shop & buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them 1 day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite genders.)


11) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you’re doing. For example, “If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom, in Stall#3.”


12) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.


13) 5 days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.


14) Call the psychic hotline & don’t say anything.


15) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.


16) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I Won!”, “I Won!” “Third time this week!!!”


17) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!”


18) Tell your boss, “It not the voice in my head that bother me, it’s the voice in your head that do.”


19) Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of u go.”


20)Every time u see a broom, yell “Honey, your mother is here!”