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Friday, 12 February 2010

Explaining Evolution

One day, a 6 years old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.

The teacher asked the little boy:


Teacher: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?


Tommy: Yes.


Teacher: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?


Tommy: Yes.


Teacher: Go outside & look up & see if you can see the sky.


Tommy: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.


Teacher: Did you see God?


Tommy: No


Teacher: That’s my point. We can’t see God because He isn’t there. He doesn’t exist.


A little girl spoke up & wanted to ask the boy some question.

The teacher agreed & the little girl asked the boy:


Little girl: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?


Tommy: Yes.


Little girl: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?


Tommy: Yesssssss (getting tired of the question this time).


Little girl: Did you see the sky?


Tommy: Yessssss


Little girl: Tommy, do you see the teacher?


Tommy: Yes.


Little girl: Do you see her brain?


Tommy: No.


Little girl: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!

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