"Miscommunication"

This funny conversation happened on last Saturday between me, the dishwasher (a Sabahan) & the female waitress (a Filipino). 


Waitress: "Is Sabah a nice place?"


Me: "Yes, of course! We are the most beautiful state of whole Malaysia."


Waitress: "Really? What do you have in Sabah?"


Dishwasher: "Many. We have coffee, tea, cocoa, and many more!"


Waitress: "Wow, you have beach there?"


Dishwasher: "Of course lah! Everywhere have bitch bah!"


Me: "*laughing* Ya, and motherfuckers too!"


Dishwasher: "What else you want to know?"


Waitress: "*continue on setting up table without saying a word*"